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Bedtime story goes like this......

Once there is a big boss, woke up late, quickly hurried for work. So he open his house garage and drove off in his expensive Jaguar ( for sua gus: its a very expensive car).

When he reached his office, he then walked quickly into his office room to prepare for meeting. Something caught his secretary's attention. She noticed that the big boss forgot to zip up his pants.
As she does not want to embarrass her boss, she hinted him by saying,

" Boss, have you close your house's garage after driving out? ", while looking at his groin part.

However, as the boss was rushing for meeting, did not pay much attention. So he did not care. Therefore when he attended the meeting, many female staffs were laughing among themselves at times.

After the meeting, he drop his file on the floor and upon picking up, he found out that he forgotten to zip his pants and without wearing underwear! He then hurriedly zip up and walk back to his room. He also realised about the hint made by his secretary earlier. Hence when he saw her, he said,

" Yah I forgotten to close my garage just now. Oh, by the way you saw the jaguar in it?"

The secretary replied,

" Oh I din saw a jaguar, but i saw 2 flat tyres behind..."




O.O!

Disclaimer : This story is adapted by Liau association, copyrighted.

life in jan..

How can u expect ,
when your close friends are enlisted into army, poly friends studying, your days to pass?
I have tasted the everlasting boredom, spreading across the vast blue ocean, never inviting.. the pain and hardships i suffered alone in this tiny house, are too overwhelming, threatening to engulf me..
However.. sweet comes after bitter, the Chinese New Year is approaching and schedules began packing up.. i am seriously looking forward to this festival before getting back disastrous Alevel results. Sure got to play hard during this CNY.. Moreover i hate speculations of result-announcement day(s)..
Anyway, economy not that bad afterall, managed to get a part time office job. Earn money and splurged.. Win win for myself and the economy =) haha

BBQ Day! (1)

First and foremost, these are the people who I wished to thank from the bottom of my heart:

1) Kim Teck ( helping out to settle the bill first)

2) My gang of brothers ( without u guys, i dun think this bbq will go on smoothly) Guys, must thank them k? This time they really helped out a lot.

3)Those who do not feel like coming due to exams, which i understand, but came eventually. Deeply, i am very touched and i felt bad concurrently. Thank you people and i respect your mettle.

4) Those people who helped up in the bbq like Daniel by starting the fire and my ever loyal "LIAU association staffs" like Pearlyn and Jingting as well as the photographer and personal assistant Huimin. LMAO.. Really grateful.!

5) Everyone else who attended the bbq!


Expecting yesterday to turn out to be another wet day, I prayed to god sincerely for a fine evening so that we can have a whale of our time bbq-ing in the evening. Fortunately, after a stormy morning, the mighty sun appeared which teased out glimpse of sunlight from the labyrinth of the milky clouds, which were beating mercilessly on our backs. Birds started to fly and chirp freely in the vast blue sky, butterflies and dragonflies flying around like kamikaze pilots. In the nutshell, perfect weather.
My gang of Brothers came in the morning, and all of us headed to the salvation army for a game of basketball. Though its expensive but i would say we had a fun time playing! Then, we went to have a dip in the cool and inviting pool.
So at around 4pm, Sze han and Huimin came to do some homework first, while the guys played mahjong and some others watched television programs.
Till about 6pm, we then went down and off to bbq!


Last but not least, really grateful once again. Concomitantly, though this bbq had created certain problem that assail to a particular person's unhappiness and grouchiness, i wished to have u guys comments and criticisms which i will take it as constructive rather then condemnatory. If possible, leave it in the cbox at the left handside of the page.

Thanks alot!
Xavier liau

The best ; CR

Another award for Ronaldo
Manchester United winger Cristiano Ronaldo has been voted Footballer of the Year by the Football Writers' Association.

The 23-year-old Portugal international - who last week was named the Professional Footballers' Association Player of the Year - topped the poll of journalists ahead of Liverpool striker Fernando Torres and Portsmouth goalkeeper David James.
It is the second season in succession Ronaldo has received the accolade, now in its 61st year.

Former Arsenal striker Thierry Henry was the last man to collect the FWA award twice in a row, from 2003 and 2004.

Why can't 2 = 1 ?

yea, why can't 2 = 1?

i.e 2 x 0 = 0
1 x 0 = 0

therefore, we can say, 2 x 0 = 1 x 0
so we can divide both sides by 0 we get, 2 = 1 !!

Think about it.. haha

C zai..

Got C for PW..lol
Fuck that groundbreaker...=)

RE: Best C.I.P ever

"Ring!!" the alarm shrilled like a shrieking woman, piercing through the silence of the quiet morning. I woke up unwillingly from my deep slumber and trotted heavily for wash up. Tuesday, second day of the march 1 week long of school holidays. When others were still sleeping, our class got to report to Replubic Poly for a C.I.P duty.

Venue: conference room

8am: Report for duty. There are 2 groups of JJC students helping out. Other class chose ushering thus we left with no other choice but to choose registration. Registration is nonetheless sai gang lor.. ahah.

8.30am: We so called did sai gang for the past 1/2 hour. Then, a lady in-charge ask us to take a break while we are free to do our stuffs till the breakfast provided for us arrive. So we took this golden opportunity to tour around (RP) as we thought that we will be very busy later on.

10am: Breakfast arrived. After eating, the overall in-charge told us that we are free to do our stuffs till further notice. Hence, some of us listened music, slept, played handphone games etc. While the usherers got to help out outside as the M.O.E officials taking their break after a conference in a big auditorium. Buffets provided.

10.30am: Jason, the overall in-charge ask us out to........................eat the buffet. Haha. Not bad. We ate like hungry ghost. Haha. Full and satisfied, we went back into the room.

11am: Jason very politely made a request to us. He asked us if we could wait till 4pm so as to help him distribute to every delegates with a feedback form. After moments of consideration, we agreed. Then, he told us that in between we are free to do our stuffs. We were like --> O.O !

11.05am: We decided to play dai dee and bridge. Haha.

New set of buffet came(high tea)

12pm: Jason: Boys! Come eat the buffet.

After that, we went back the room and carried on with our poker card game.

New set of buffet came(lunch)

1pm: Jason: Boys! Go eat the buffet.

After that, same routine. We noted that whenever the delegates are having break, new set of buffet will come. See how important are these delegates..haha. While we were eating, the usherers can only look and admire us.

Card games and laughters filled the room till.........

3pm: Jason: Boys, Buffet! Help us to finish, alot!

Xavier thinking in his heart, " Where else can people find this C.I.P?" o.O We then ate the buffet, the food were pretty yummilicious and we name ourselves Buffet Gang. Haha. The ushers worked so hard but we slack..Who ask them geh kiang? They thought ushering would be more relaxing than registration. Haha, LMAO.

4pm: We fulfilled our promise to Jason and when we were getting ready to leave...

Jason: Boys! wait... We looked back, thinking that oh shit still got chores to do. Jason: you guys want to tabao the food? Haha.

In the nutshell, well-fed, almost no work, best C.I.P? You decide. Give me your views =)