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Bedtime story goes like this......

Once there is a big boss, woke up late, quickly hurried for work. So he open his house garage and drove off in his expensive Jaguar ( for sua gus: its a very expensive car).

When he reached his office, he then walked quickly into his office room to prepare for meeting. Something caught his secretary's attention. She noticed that the big boss forgot to zip up his pants.
As she does not want to embarrass her boss, she hinted him by saying,

" Boss, have you close your house's garage after driving out? ", while looking at his groin part.

However, as the boss was rushing for meeting, did not pay much attention. So he did not care. Therefore when he attended the meeting, many female staffs were laughing among themselves at times.

After the meeting, he drop his file on the floor and upon picking up, he found out that he forgotten to zip his pants and without wearing underwear! He then hurriedly zip up and walk back to his room. He also realised about the hint made by his secretary earlier. Hence when he saw her, he said,

" Yah I forgotten to close my garage just now. Oh, by the way you saw the jaguar in it?"

The secretary replied,

" Oh I din saw a jaguar, but i saw 2 flat tyres behind..."




O.O!

Disclaimer : This story is adapted by Liau association, copyrighted.

life in jan..

How can u expect ,
when your close friends are enlisted into army, poly friends studying, your days to pass?
I have tasted the everlasting boredom, spreading across the vast blue ocean, never inviting.. the pain and hardships i suffered alone in this tiny house, are too overwhelming, threatening to engulf me..
However.. sweet comes after bitter, the Chinese New Year is approaching and schedules began packing up.. i am seriously looking forward to this festival before getting back disastrous Alevel results. Sure got to play hard during this CNY.. Moreover i hate speculations of result-announcement day(s)..
Anyway, economy not that bad afterall, managed to get a part time office job. Earn money and splurged.. Win win for myself and the economy =) haha