Bedtime story goes like this......
Once there is a big boss, woke up late, quickly hurried for work. So he open his house garage and drove off in his expensive Jaguar ( for sua gus: its a very expensive car).
When he reached his office, he then walked quickly into his office room to prepare for meeting. Something caught his secretary's attention. She noticed that the big boss forgot to zip up his pants.
As she does not want to embarrass her boss, she hinted him by saying,
" Boss, have you close your house's garage after driving out? ", while looking at his groin part.
However, as the boss was rushing for meeting, did not pay much attention. So he did not care. Therefore when he attended the meeting, many female staffs were laughing among themselves at times.
After the meeting, he drop his file on the floor and upon picking up, he found out that he forgotten to zip his pants and without wearing underwear! He then hurriedly zip up and walk back to his room. He also realised about the hint made by his secretary earlier. Hence when he saw her, he said,
" Yah I forgotten to close my garage just now. Oh, by the way you saw the jaguar in it?"
The secretary replied,
" Oh I din saw a jaguar, but i saw 2 flat tyres behind..."
O.O!
Disclaimer : This story is adapted by Liau association, copyrighted.
Sunday, February 15, 2009
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
life in jan..
How can u expect ,
when your close friends are enlisted into army, poly friends studying, your days to pass?
I have tasted the everlasting boredom, spreading across the vast blue ocean, never inviting.. the pain and hardships i suffered alone in this tiny house, are too overwhelming, threatening to engulf me..
However.. sweet comes after bitter, the Chinese New Year is approaching and schedules began packing up.. i am seriously looking forward to this festival before getting back disastrous Alevel results. Sure got to play hard during this CNY.. Moreover i hate speculations of result-announcement day(s)..
Anyway, economy not that bad afterall, managed to get a part time office job. Earn money and splurged.. Win win for myself and the economy =) haha
when your close friends are enlisted into army, poly friends studying, your days to pass?
I have tasted the everlasting boredom, spreading across the vast blue ocean, never inviting.. the pain and hardships i suffered alone in this tiny house, are too overwhelming, threatening to engulf me..
However.. sweet comes after bitter, the Chinese New Year is approaching and schedules began packing up.. i am seriously looking forward to this festival before getting back disastrous Alevel results. Sure got to play hard during this CNY.. Moreover i hate speculations of result-announcement day(s)..
Anyway, economy not that bad afterall, managed to get a part time office job. Earn money and splurged.. Win win for myself and the economy =) haha
Saturday, September 6, 2008
BBQ Day! (1)
First and foremost, these are the people who I wished to thank from the bottom of my heart:
1) Kim Teck ( helping out to settle the bill first)
2) My gang of brothers ( without u guys, i dun think this bbq will go on smoothly) Guys, must thank them k? This time they really helped out a lot.
3)Those who do not feel like coming due to exams, which i understand, but came eventually. Deeply, i am very touched and i felt bad concurrently. Thank you people and i respect your mettle.
4) Those people who helped up in the bbq like Daniel by starting the fire and my ever loyal "LIAU association staffs" like Pearlyn and Jingting as well as the photographer and personal assistant Huimin. LMAO.. Really grateful.!
5) Everyone else who attended the bbq!
Expecting yesterday to turn out to be another wet day, I prayed to god sincerely for a fine evening so that we can have a whale of our time bbq-ing in the evening. Fortunately, after a stormy morning, the mighty sun appeared which teased out glimpse of sunlight from the labyrinth of the milky clouds, which were beating mercilessly on our backs. Birds started to fly and chirp freely in the vast blue sky, butterflies and dragonflies flying around like kamikaze pilots. In the nutshell, perfect weather.
My gang of Brothers came in the morning, and all of us headed to the salvation army for a game of basketball. Though its expensive but i would say we had a fun time playing! Then, we went to have a dip in the cool and inviting pool.
So at around 4pm, Sze han and Huimin came to do some homework first, while the guys played mahjong and some others watched television programs.
Till about 6pm, we then went down and off to bbq!
Last but not least, really grateful once again. Concomitantly, though this bbq had created certain problem that assail to a particular person's unhappiness and grouchiness, i wished to have u guys comments and criticisms which i will take it as constructive rather then condemnatory. If possible, leave it in the cbox at the left handside of the page.
Thanks alot!
Xavier liau
1) Kim Teck ( helping out to settle the bill first)
2) My gang of brothers ( without u guys, i dun think this bbq will go on smoothly) Guys, must thank them k? This time they really helped out a lot.
3)Those who do not feel like coming due to exams, which i understand, but came eventually. Deeply, i am very touched and i felt bad concurrently. Thank you people and i respect your mettle.
4) Those people who helped up in the bbq like Daniel by starting the fire and my ever loyal "LIAU association staffs" like Pearlyn and Jingting as well as the photographer and personal assistant Huimin. LMAO.. Really grateful.!
5) Everyone else who attended the bbq!
Expecting yesterday to turn out to be another wet day, I prayed to god sincerely for a fine evening so that we can have a whale of our time bbq-ing in the evening. Fortunately, after a stormy morning, the mighty sun appeared which teased out glimpse of sunlight from the labyrinth of the milky clouds, which were beating mercilessly on our backs. Birds started to fly and chirp freely in the vast blue sky, butterflies and dragonflies flying around like kamikaze pilots. In the nutshell, perfect weather.
My gang of Brothers came in the morning, and all of us headed to the salvation army for a game of basketball. Though its expensive but i would say we had a fun time playing! Then, we went to have a dip in the cool and inviting pool.
So at around 4pm, Sze han and Huimin came to do some homework first, while the guys played mahjong and some others watched television programs.
Till about 6pm, we then went down and off to bbq!
Last but not least, really grateful once again. Concomitantly, though this bbq had created certain problem that assail to a particular person's unhappiness and grouchiness, i wished to have u guys comments and criticisms which i will take it as constructive rather then condemnatory. If possible, leave it in the cbox at the left handside of the page.
Thanks alot!
Xavier liau
Saturday, May 3, 2008
The best ; CR
Another award for Ronaldo
Manchester United winger Cristiano Ronaldo has been voted Footballer of the Year by the Football Writers' Association.
The 23-year-old Portugal international - who last week was named the Professional Footballers' Association Player of the Year - topped the poll of journalists ahead of Liverpool striker Fernando Torres and Portsmouth goalkeeper David James.
It is the second season in succession Ronaldo has received the accolade, now in its 61st year.
It is the second season in succession Ronaldo has received the accolade, now in its 61st year.
Former Arsenal striker Thierry Henry was the last man to collect the FWA award twice in a row, from 2003 and 2004.
Friday, May 2, 2008
Why can't 2 = 1 ?
yea, why can't 2 = 1?
i.e 2 x 0 = 0
1 x 0 = 0
therefore, we can say, 2 x 0 = 1 x 0
so we can divide both sides by 0 we get, 2 = 1 !!
Think about it.. haha
i.e 2 x 0 = 0
1 x 0 = 0
therefore, we can say, 2 x 0 = 1 x 0
so we can divide both sides by 0 we get, 2 = 1 !!
Think about it.. haha
Friday, April 11, 2008
Friday, March 21, 2008
RE: Best C.I.P ever
"Ring!!" the alarm shrilled like a shrieking woman, piercing through the silence of the quiet morning. I woke up unwillingly from my deep slumber and trotted heavily for wash up. Tuesday, second day of the march 1 week long of school holidays. When others were still sleeping, our class got to report to Replubic Poly for a C.I.P duty.
Venue: conference room
8am: Report for duty. There are 2 groups of JJC students helping out. Other class chose ushering thus we left with no other choice but to choose registration. Registration is nonetheless sai gang lor.. ahah.
8.30am: We so called did sai gang for the past 1/2 hour. Then, a lady in-charge ask us to take a break while we are free to do our stuffs till the breakfast provided for us arrive. So we took this golden opportunity to tour around (RP) as we thought that we will be very busy later on.
10am: Breakfast arrived. After eating, the overall in-charge told us that we are free to do our stuffs till further notice. Hence, some of us listened music, slept, played handphone games etc. While the usherers got to help out outside as the M.O.E officials taking their break after a conference in a big auditorium. Buffets provided.
10.30am: Jason, the overall in-charge ask us out to........................eat the buffet. Haha. Not bad. We ate like hungry ghost. Haha. Full and satisfied, we went back into the room.
11am: Jason very politely made a request to us. He asked us if we could wait till 4pm so as to help him distribute to every delegates with a feedback form. After moments of consideration, we agreed. Then, he told us that in between we are free to do our stuffs. We were like --> O.O !
11.05am: We decided to play dai dee and bridge. Haha.
New set of buffet came(high tea)
12pm: Jason: Boys! Come eat the buffet.
After that, we went back the room and carried on with our poker card game.
New set of buffet came(lunch)
1pm: Jason: Boys! Go eat the buffet.
After that, same routine. We noted that whenever the delegates are having break, new set of buffet will come. See how important are these delegates..haha. While we were eating, the usherers can only look and admire us.
Card games and laughters filled the room till.........
3pm: Jason: Boys, Buffet! Help us to finish, alot!
Xavier thinking in his heart, " Where else can people find this C.I.P?" o.O We then ate the buffet, the food were pretty yummilicious and we name ourselves Buffet Gang. Haha. The ushers worked so hard but we slack..Who ask them geh kiang? They thought ushering would be more relaxing than registration. Haha, LMAO.
4pm: We fulfilled our promise to Jason and when we were getting ready to leave...
Jason: Boys! wait... We looked back, thinking that oh shit still got chores to do. Jason: you guys want to tabao the food? Haha.
In the nutshell, well-fed, almost no work, best C.I.P? You decide. Give me your views =)
Sunday, March 16, 2008
What else can I say?
Like Shakespeare says,
" All the world's a stage,
And men and women are merely players,
They have their exits and entrances,
And one man in his time plays many parts..."
Hahahaha...=)
" All the world's a stage,
And men and women are merely players,
They have their exits and entrances,
And one man in his time plays many parts..."
Hahahaha...=)
Saturday, March 8, 2008
A Levels Results out
The scene was tense and most of our seniors' mind were blank. I can understand how were they feeling at that moment. A levels leh, siao siao. This bloody cert is a "passport" for university entry. If we really cant make it, we cant continue with tertiary studies, so in the first place what for we go JC and waste our time and energy right?
However, not really the end of future but time really got to be wasted..and i don't want it to be happened on me. I will study double, triple hard when new term starts.=) I am not very ambitious, just enough to qualify for NTU engineering, I will be contented. =)
JJC has improved and last year's batch definitely outshone the previous batch with a increased passing percentage, as well as straight As students.
4As - 8
3 As - 70plus
Top pupil straight As with only PW B i think.
Not bad already though=)
Oh, I got A for Alevel's chinese! O'levels I got only B3 even after both attempts. Was kinda taken aback because I thought i screwed up my oral and paper 2. Anyway its a consolation for me and I am motivated to work harder for other subjects!
However, not really the end of future but time really got to be wasted..and i don't want it to be happened on me. I will study double, triple hard when new term starts.=) I am not very ambitious, just enough to qualify for NTU engineering, I will be contented. =)
JJC has improved and last year's batch definitely outshone the previous batch with a increased passing percentage, as well as straight As students.
4As - 8
3 As - 70plus
Top pupil straight As with only PW B i think.
Not bad already though=)
Oh, I got A for Alevel's chinese! O'levels I got only B3 even after both attempts. Was kinda taken aback because I thought i screwed up my oral and paper 2. Anyway its a consolation for me and I am motivated to work harder for other subjects!
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Jia lat..
How long since I last blogged?
"eons" it seems...haha
These few days, I'm loosing momentum to study.=( Especially during the Cny period.
Tests results are not good. Failing. Got to pick myself up and work hard for the rest of the tests in the remaining days of term 1, which is drawing near. In the twink of eye, 1 term going to end.
Really got to sit down and study mugging.=)
Stay cheerful=)
"eons" it seems...haha
These few days, I'm loosing momentum to study.=( Especially during the Cny period.
Tests results are not good. Failing. Got to pick myself up and work hard for the rest of the tests in the remaining days of term 1, which is drawing near. In the twink of eye, 1 term going to end.
Really got to sit down and study mugging.=)
Stay cheerful=)
Monday, January 21, 2008
Perfect day..
刮风这天
我试过握着你手
但偏偏
雨渐渐
大到我看你不见
还要多久我才能在你身边
等待放晴的那天
也许我会比较好一点.
从前从前
有个人爱你很久
但偏偏
风渐渐
把距离吹得好远
好不容易
又能再多爱一天
但故事的最后你好像说了拜拜...
我试过握着你手
但偏偏
雨渐渐
大到我看你不见
还要多久我才能在你身边
等待放晴的那天
也许我会比较好一点.
从前从前
有个人爱你很久
但偏偏
风渐渐
把距离吹得好远
好不容易
又能再多爱一天
但故事的最后你好像说了拜拜...
Friday, January 4, 2008
Friday, December 21, 2007
Sunday, December 16, 2007
Through the years..
I cant remember when you were'nt there,
When I didnt care for anyone,
but you.
I swear weve been through everything there is.
Cant imagine anything weve missed.
Cant imagine anything the two of us cant do.
Through the year, you've never let me down.
You turned my life around,
the sweetest days I've found.
I've found with you ... through the years.
I've never been afraid, I've loved the life weve made.
And Im so glad Ive stayed, right here with you
Through the years.......
I cant remember what I used to do.
Who I trusted whom, I listened to before.
I swear you've taught me everything I know,
Cant imagine needing someone so.
But through the years it seems to me,
I need you more and more....
Through the years, through all the good and bad,
I knew how much we had, Ive always been so glad.
To be with you ... through the years..
Its better everyday, youve kissed my tears away.
As long as its okay, I'll stay with you,
Through the years........
Through the years, when everything went wrong.
Together we were strong, I know that I belonged.
Right here with you ... through the years.
I never had a doubt, we'd always work things out.
Ive learned what loves about, by loving you..
Through the years.....
Through the years, you've never let me down.
You've turned my life around, the sweetest days..
I've found.........I've found with you ... through the years.
Its better everyday, you've kissed my tears away.
As long as its okay, Ill stay with you,
Through the years!
From me: Cherish people around you.
When I didnt care for anyone,
but you.
I swear weve been through everything there is.
Cant imagine anything weve missed.
Cant imagine anything the two of us cant do.
Through the year, you've never let me down.
You turned my life around,
the sweetest days I've found.
I've found with you ... through the years.
I've never been afraid, I've loved the life weve made.
And Im so glad Ive stayed, right here with you
Through the years.......
I cant remember what I used to do.
Who I trusted whom, I listened to before.
I swear you've taught me everything I know,
Cant imagine needing someone so.
But through the years it seems to me,
I need you more and more....
Through the years, through all the good and bad,
I knew how much we had, Ive always been so glad.
To be with you ... through the years..
Its better everyday, youve kissed my tears away.
As long as its okay, I'll stay with you,
Through the years........
Through the years, when everything went wrong.
Together we were strong, I know that I belonged.
Right here with you ... through the years.
I never had a doubt, we'd always work things out.
Ive learned what loves about, by loving you..
Through the years.....
Through the years, you've never let me down.
You've turned my life around, the sweetest days..
I've found.........I've found with you ... through the years.
Its better everyday, you've kissed my tears away.
As long as its okay, Ill stay with you,
Through the years!
From me: Cherish people around you.
Wednesday, December 12, 2007
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
Subject:
What a boyfriend should do
Message:
When she walks away from youmad[ Follow her ]
When she stares at your mouth[ smile...then kiss her ]
When she pushes you or hit's you[ hug her tight ]
When she starts cursing at you[ say i love you ]
When she's quiet[ hold her hand and ask what's wrong ]
When she ignores you[ act cute so she'll notice you ]
When she pulls away[ Pull her back ]
When you see her at her worst[ tell her you love her and she stilllooks amazing ]
When you see her start crying[hold her...ask her what's wrong]
When you see her walking[ approach her..give a kiss on thecheek. ]
When she's scared[assure her you're not goin to leaveher ]
When she lays her head on yourshoulder[ tilt your head too..and hold herhand ]
When she steals your favorite hat[ let her keep it]
When she teases you[ Tease her back and make her laugh ]
When she doesnt answer for a long time[ reassure her that everything isokay ]
When she looks at you with doubt[ Back yourself up ]
When she says that she likes you[ she really does more than you couldunderstand ]
When she grabs at your hands[ Hold hers and play with herfingers ]
When she bumps into you[ bump into her back and make herlaugh ]
When she tells you a secret[ keep it safe and untold ]
When she looks at you in your eyes[ dont look away until she does ]
When she misses you[ she's hurting inside ]
When you break her heart[ the pain never really goes away ]
When she says its over[ she still wants you to be hers ]
When she's bored and sad, hang outwith her.
Let her know she's important.
Kiss her in the pouring rain.
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"
What a boyfriend should do
Message:
When she walks away from youmad[ Follow her ]
When she stares at your mouth[ smile...then kiss her ]
When she pushes you or hit's you[ hug her tight ]
When she starts cursing at you[ say i love you ]
When she's quiet[ hold her hand and ask what's wrong ]
When she ignores you[ act cute so she'll notice you ]
When she pulls away[ Pull her back ]
When you see her at her worst[ tell her you love her and she stilllooks amazing ]
When you see her start crying[hold her...ask her what's wrong]
When you see her walking[ approach her..give a kiss on thecheek. ]
When she's scared[assure her you're not goin to leaveher ]
When she lays her head on yourshoulder[ tilt your head too..and hold herhand ]
When she steals your favorite hat[ let her keep it]
When she teases you[ Tease her back and make her laugh ]
When she doesnt answer for a long time[ reassure her that everything isokay ]
When she looks at you with doubt[ Back yourself up ]
When she says that she likes you[ she really does more than you couldunderstand ]
When she grabs at your hands[ Hold hers and play with herfingers ]
When she bumps into you[ bump into her back and make herlaugh ]
When she tells you a secret[ keep it safe and untold ]
When she looks at you in your eyes[ dont look away until she does ]
When she misses you[ she's hurting inside ]
When you break her heart[ the pain never really goes away ]
When she says its over[ she still wants you to be hers ]
When she's bored and sad, hang outwith her.
Let her know she's important.
Kiss her in the pouring rain.
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"
Sunday, December 9, 2007
改变自己
Yes! New year is coming! I want to 改变自己 already! Must 改变自己 for the better.. Improve as a person.
This few days have not been really well..Not yet recover from gastric flu.
All day lao sai lao sai..lao buay teng..lao until my legs go weak..haiy..
Went to see the doctor again yesterday..hope this time will recover..I am sick of this sickness!!!!!!!
Din't get to exercise for a week..feeling very weird.
This few days have not been really well..Not yet recover from gastric flu.
All day lao sai lao sai..lao buay teng..lao until my legs go weak..haiy..
Went to see the doctor again yesterday..hope this time will recover..I am sick of this sickness!!!!!!!
Din't get to exercise for a week..feeling very weird.
Monday, December 3, 2007
Wang li hong's concert
Sunday, went to wang li hong's concert. Thanks to pearlyn as she had an extra free ticket.
Thanks Jingting indirectly too. =)
Monday, sick........bodyache and gastric flu....
Tuesday, as a result of post-sick......got to stay at home....... _l_
Thanks Jingting indirectly too. =)
Monday, sick........bodyache and gastric flu....
Tuesday, as a result of post-sick......got to stay at home....... _l_
Thursday, November 29, 2007
Money not enough..part 2
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